‘You Won’t Feel a Thing’

Posted on October 23, 2017 by twitmericks

A man with a very small dick/

Is making the most of his shtick/

By using his penis/

To sell intravenous/

Blood testing as ‘just a small prick’.///

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/blood-testing-company-hires-man-11368206

About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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