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Fish mousse

A truck full of fish hit a moose/ And barrels of herring broke loose./ To clear it away,/ The role mops would play/ Was sluicing the smorgasbord juice./// A truck full of fish hit a mooseAnd barrels of herring broke … Continue reading

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Crap Shoot

A fellow in Norway was shot/ While having a sit on the pot./ A man hunting moose/ Took aim and let loose,/ But twas the poor crapper he got. ///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/24/norwegian-hunter-misses-moose-shoots-man-toilet A fellow in Norway was shot While having a sit on … Continue reading

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