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Fish mousse

A truck full of fish hit a moose/ And barrels of herring broke loose./ To clear it away,/ The role mops would play/ Was sluicing the smorgasbord juice./// A truck full of fish hit a mooseAnd barrels of herring broke … Continue reading

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A Fishy Tale

One day when out fishing, a bloke/ Tried kissing a fish for a joke/ It jumped in his mouth/ Then swam further south,/ Thus making the idiot choke./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-41598493 One day when out fishing, a blokeTried kissing a fish for … Continue reading

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