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Member Exposed

There is an old member for Burton/ Whom tabloids have published some dirt on -/ He sent the odd sext/ That made women vexed,/ And left his position uncertain./// There is an old member for BurtonWhom tabloids have published some … Continue reading

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Anthony and the Johnson

Ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner/ Whose selfies got ever obscener/ Hit marital strife/ When Huma, his wife,/ Discovered a fresh misdemeanour./// Ex-Congressman Anthony #Weiner Whose selfies got ever obscenerHit marital strifeWhen Huma, his wife,Discovered a fresh misdemeanour. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August … Continue reading

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Danczuk – Here’s a ban, chuck

The party has moved to suspend/ A Labour MP who would send/ The odd highly-sexed/ And somewhat lewd text/ To his rather young female friend./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35204398 The party has moved to suspend A Labour MP who would send The odd highly-sexed And somewhat … Continue reading

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Dishonourable Members

The members for Braintree & Strood/ Have left Tory conference screwed/The latter defecting/The former electing/To post selfie pix in the nude.

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Plonker Plonks Plonker in Plonk

The member for Redlands, Australia/ Sent photos of his genitalia/ Plonked in red wine/ To his concubine/ A rare feat of true bacchanalia. ////http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/queensland-mp-peter-dowling-steps-down-amid-scandal-over-indecent-images-8748307.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/364767402745016322  

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Weiner’s Wiener Revisited

Ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner/ Whose selfies got ever obscener/ Admitted a pic/ He sent of his dick/ Postdated his first misdemeanour. ///http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/24/nyregion/allegations-surface-of-explicit-exchanges-by-weiner-after-his-resignation.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0 Ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner Whose selfies got ever obscener Admitted a pic He sent of his dick Postdated his first misdemeanour. — Mick Twister … Continue reading

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