Don’t Think and Drive

An Everton striker named Wayne/

When asked by his wife to explain/

Said when I am drinking/

My organ for thinking/

Regrettably isn’t the brain.///

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/wayne-rooney-thinks-his-marriage-is-over-after-drink-drive-charge-a3625986.html

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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