Tag Archives: berlusconi

Bunga Bunga to Bingo Bingo

Posted on May 9, 2014 by twitmericks

A former PM from Milan/ Avoided a spell in the can,/ The elderly perv/ Electing to serve/ By chatting up somebody’s gran. ///http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/05/09/uk-italy-berlusconi-idUKKBN0DP0M720140509 A former PM from MilanAvoided a spell in the can,The elderly pervElecting to serveBy chatting up somebody's … Continue reading →

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Silvio Foxed

Posted on April 20, 2014 by twitmericks

A former top leader in Rome/ Of heavily transplanted dome/ Who liked bunga-bunga/ With women much younger/ Now works in an old people’s home. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27033315 A former top leader in RomeOf heavily transplanted domeWho liked bunga-bungaWith women much youngerNow works … Continue reading →

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Heigh-ho Silvio

Posted on August 2, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old man from Milan,/ Too old to do time in the can./ Convicted of fraud/ The lecherous bawd/ Awaits a political ban. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23542525 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/363213239489802240

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Guilty Pleasure

Posted on June 24, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an old man from Milan/ With hairpiece and permanent tan/ Whose hunger for bunga/ With girls ever younger/ Has earned 7 years in the can. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-23034167 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/349202638358847488

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An Italian Walks into a Polling Station…

Posted on February 26, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an Italian comic/ Whose poll rise was quite astronomic/ As voters rejected/ The old unelected/ Supremo of things economic. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/25/beppe-grillo-italy-election-success There was an Italian comic/Whose poll rise was quite astronomic/As voters rejected/The old unelected/Supremo of things economic. — … Continue reading →

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Pass the Duce

Posted on January 28, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old chap, Berlusconi/ Who never stopped talking baloney/ Old Musso, he said/ Was simply misled/ By Hitler, his powerful crony. ///http://news.sky.com/story/1043662/berlusconi-defends-dictator-mussolini

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Silvio’s Younger Bunga

Posted on January 14, 2013 by twitmericks

Ruby the heart-stealing dancer/ Was wooed by an elderly chancer/ Now he’s on trial/ Which could take a while/ He has a few charges to answer. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21010660 Ruby the heart-stealing dancer/Was wooed by an elderly chancer/Now he's on trial/Which could … Continue reading →

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Sil’s 36 Mil Bill

Posted on December 28, 2012 by twitmericks

(I don’t normally play fast and loose with the stress of words as I have done here with “alimony”, but the rhyme was otherwise irresistible. And of course, “billionaire” needs the full four syllables.) The billionaire Berlusconi/ Is hardly what … Continue reading →

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King of Bunga likes ’em Younger

Posted on December 17, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old man with a hunger/ For women substantially younger/ But being engaged/ May not have assuaged/ His taste for the old bunga bunga. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/silvio-berlusconi/9748985/Silvio-Berlusconi-announces-engagement-to-27-year-old.html There was an old man with a hunger/For women substantially younger/But being engaged/May … Continue reading →

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Conviction Politician

Posted on October 26, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old man from Milan/ Who was given 4 years in the can/ He fiddled his tax/ And covered his tracks/ Till one day the shit hit the fan. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20102215

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