(I don’t normally play fast and loose with the stress of words as I have done here with “alimony”, but the rhyme was otherwise irresistible. And of course, “billionaire” needs the full four syllables.)
The billionaire Berlusconi/
Is hardly what you would call stony/
But 36 mil/
Is quite a big bill/
To pay someone in ali-mony.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20857664