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There was a magician named Paul/

Who once had a hitcher in thrall/

The girl Daniels kissed/

Was totally pissed/

Which doesn’t surprise me at all.

///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/thank-god-it-didnt-get-too-passionate-tv-magician-paul-daniels-tells-of-scare-after-kissing-schoolgirl-8430922.html

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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