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Not Randy Andy

A chap of the royal variety/ And pillar of British society/ Who’s named in relation/ To teen exploitation/ Denies underage impropriety. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30659629 A chap of the royal variety And pillar of British society Who's named in relation To teen exploitation Denies underage impropriety. — … Continue reading

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Taking the Michael

A poor Princess Michael of Kent/Delivered an anguished lament/No meals at the Ritz/Cheap flights to Biarritz – /Her money all goes on the rent. ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/princess-michael-of-kent-i-live-in-austere-times-8992739.html

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My Kingdom for a Horseburger!

The latest celeb to endorse/The human consumption of horse/Is dear Princess Anne,/A showjumping fan/(She buys hers in Iceland of course). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24952823 The latest celeb to endorse The human consumption of horse Is dear Princess Anne, A showjumping fan (She buys hers in Iceland of … Continue reading

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By Royal Appointment

The sister-in-law of an heir/ Was hired by Vanity Fair/ But Pippa’s career/ Was also, it’s clear/ Propelled by her own derrière. ///http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/pippa-middleton-lands-column-series-vanity-fair-article-1.1364101 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/342360397103390720  

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Royal Line Intercepted

A fellow who sat on the throne/ Was spied upon, it is now known/ As Edward sought solace/ With divorcee Wallis/ Some buggers recorded his phone. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/may/23/ministers-ordered-bugging-king-edward https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/337575703883173888  

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Reigned Off

Beatrix the Queen of the Dutch/ Found monarchy got a bit much/ Her eldest son Willem/ Will now have to thrill ’em/ Displaying his popular touch. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/30/queen-beatrix-abdicates-dutch-throne-to-crown-prince-willem-alexander-live-coverage Beatrix the Queen of the Dutch Found monarchy got a bit much Her eldest son … Continue reading

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Her Majesty’s in Government

There was an old queen who was able/ To sit at the Cabinet table/ She took her position/ In Dave’s coalition/ A bit to the right of Vince Cable. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/9752199/Queen-receives-60-placemats-after-David-Cameron-invited-her-to-Cabinet.html There was an old queen who was able/To sit at … Continue reading

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My Old Duchy

There once was an heir to the throne/ With an old Duchy all of his own/ A big corporation/ Exempt from taxation/ Whose income has steadily grown. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/dec/14/prince-charles-estate-tax-avoidance There once was an heir to the throne/With an old Duchy all … Continue reading

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Pap-papping Paparazzi

There is a young duchess named Kate/ Who’s said to be very irate/ After paps papped her paps/ A terrible lapse/ Many journos at length deprecate.  

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Royal Revelations

Prince Harry, the tertiary heir/ Appears on the Internet bare/ But during the frolics/ He covers his bollix/ & treats the crown jewels with care. //// http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/21/prince-harry-naked-photos-nude-vegas-hotel-party/

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