A chap of the royal variety/

And pillar of British society/

Who’s named in relation/

To teen exploitation/

Denies underage impropriety.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30659629

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NB: My first attempt at a limerick on this subject began:

A chap from the Palace of Buckingham…

But I think I’ll leave that one to simmer for a while!