A chap of the royal variety/
And pillar of British society/
Who’s named in relation/
To teen exploitation/
Denies underage impropriety.
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30659629
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NB: My first attempt at a limerick on this subject began:
A chap from the Palace of Buckingham…
But I think I’ll leave that one to simmer for a while!