A paedo-befriending old prince/
Went public but failed to convince,/
The claim that the royal/
Was simply too loyal/
Made PR professionals wince.///
Well, that was Take 1. But there was so much material in the interview, after I wrote that limerick, I just felt I hadn’t quite done justice to the self-justifying hypocrisy of it all. Or the pizza. So I allowed myself another go.
A prince who’s unable to sweat/
Is unsure which minors he met/
That Pizza Express/
Is one night he’ll never forget.///
Well he was slumming it, I suppose……but why Woking? No where near where he lies?