Pizzaphile Prince

A paedo-befriending old prince/

Went public but failed to convince,/

The claim that the royal/

Was simply too loyal/

Made PR professionals wince.///

Well, that was Take 1. But there was so much material in the interview, after I wrote that limerick, I just felt I hadn’t quite done justice to the self-justifying hypocrisy of it all. Or the pizza. So I allowed myself another go.


A prince who’s unable to sweat/

Is unsure which minors he met/

But nevertheless/

That Pizza Express/

Is one night he’ll never forget.///

another tweet

About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click.!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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1 Response to Pizzaphile Prince

  1. Well he was slumming it, I suppose……but why Woking? No where near where he lies?

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