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Woman Gives Birth

There was a young woman named Kate/ Who bore an 8-pound neonate/ The wee baby boy’ll/ Grow up as a royal/ Since great-gran’s UK Head of State.  ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23413653 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/359406388985868288

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What Katy Did

There once was a woman named Kate/ Whom royals expected to mate/ And where, as they say/ There’s a Will, there’s a way/ So HRH doth now gestate. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/kate-middleton/9719408/Kate-Middleton-is-pregnant.html

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Legal Cover-up

The Prince & Princess of the Brits/ Are serving a number of writs/ Against magazines/ In which feature scenes/ Containing the princess’s tits. ///http://www.standard.co.uk/panewsfeeds/royal-lawyers-seek-photos-charges-8143363.html

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Pap-papping Paparazzi

There is a young duchess named Kate/ Who’s said to be very irate/ After paps papped her paps/ A terrible lapse/ Many journos at length deprecate.  

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