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Mouseproud

A pensioner scratching his head/ About who had tidied his shed,/ By using his nous,/ Discovered a mouse/ That didn’t like mess near its bed./// A pensioner scratching his headAbout who had tidied his shed,By using his nous,Discovered a mouseThat … Continue reading

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Taking the Mickey

A shopper is seeking redress/ From Zara for pain and distress./ The cause of her grouse:/ A fossilised mouse/ Sewn into the hem of her dress./// OK, I know in these extreme times there are more important things to limerick … Continue reading

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