Taking the Mickey

A shopper is seeking redress/

From Zara for pain and distress./

The cause of her grouse:/

A fossilised mouse/

Sewn into the hem of her dress.///

OK, I know in these extreme times there are more important things to limerick about – but I can’t do Trump every day. So here’s something completely different. Though you do want to say – “She was upset? H0w do you think the poor mouse felt?”



About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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