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Unpresidented Vote

They say Mnangagwa in Zim/ Came top by a margin quite slim,/ But Nelson Chamisa,/ The MDC geezer,/ Insists that the winner is him./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-45055223 They say Mnangagwa in Zim Came top by a margin quite slim,But Nelson Chamisa,The MDC … Continue reading

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Bye Bye Tsvangirai

A fellow named Morgan from Zim/ Crossed swords with Mugabe the crim;/ He saw the dictator/ Fall sooner or later/ But in the end, too late for him./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/14/morgan-tsvangirai-zimbabwe-opposition-leader-dies-aged-65 A fellow named Morgan from ZimCrossed swords with Mugabe the crim;He … Continue reading

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Zimbab-Way Out

There is an old man from Zimbabwe/ Who seems not to be in a fab way/ He now has to choose/ The hard way, refuse,/ Or opt for the ‘call me a cab’ way./// http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/11/zanu-pf-tells-mugabe-resign-face-impeachment-171119140828593.html There is an old man … Continue reading

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Muga-bye?

Old Robert Mugabe of Zim/ Made life there increasingly grim, / Then plotted for Grace/ To rule in his place,/ The chances of which now look slim./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-42035981 Old Robert Mugabe of ZimMade life there increasingly grim,Then plotted for GraceTo … Continue reading

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WHO Did You Say???

There is an old fellow named Bob/ Who’s got an exciting new job/ Promoting goodwill/ For those who are ill/ Though everyone knows he’s a knob./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/21/un-lambasted-after-naming-mugabe-goodwill-ambassador There is an old fellow named BobWho's got an exciting new jobPromoting goodwillFor … Continue reading

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Grace Under Pressure

Zimbabwean First Lady Grace,/ Alleged to have scarred a girl’s face/ By wielding a cable/ Will no doubt be able/ To stop cops pursuing the case./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/19/south-africa-grants-grace-mugabe-diplomatic-immunity-report Zimbabwean First Lady Grace,Alleged to have scarred a girl's faceBy wielding a cableNo … Continue reading

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The Name of the Game

A dentist who hunted big game/ Insisting he isn’t to blame/ Said Cecil would not/ Have ended up shot/ If only they’d all known his name./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11848106/Cecil-the-lion-hunter-talks-for-the-first-time.html A dentist who hunted big gameInsisting he isn't to blameSaid Cecil would notHave … Continue reading

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Polls Apart

A chap named Mugabe from Zim/Said everyone voted for him/But Tsvangirai reckoned/The old man came second/So now things could get a bit grim. ///http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/08/02/uk-zimbabwe-election-idUKBRE9710R020130802 A chap named Mugabe from ZimSaid everyone voted for himBut Tsvangirai reckonedThe old man came secondSo … Continue reading

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UN-Believable

There was an old leader in Zim/ The UN gave status to him/ Next thing they’ll make Assad a/ Tourist ambassador/ Like old #Mugabe, the crim.  /// http://www.zambianwatchdog.com/2012/05/30/anger-at-uns-appointment-of-mugabe-as-tourism-envoy/

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