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Jacob’s Snakes and Ladders

Posted on February 15, 2018 by twitmericks

South Africa’s President Zuma,/ A luxury fittings consuma,/ Reluctantly quit/ When knee-deep in shit,/ But did so with very bad huma./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43066443 South Africa's President Zuma,A luxury fittings consuma,Reluctantly quitWhen knee-deep in shit,But did so with very bad huma.#Zuma #ZumaExit … Continue reading →

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Grace Under Pressure

Posted on August 19, 2017 by twitmericks

Zimbabwean First Lady Grace,/ Alleged to have scarred a girl’s face/ By wielding a cable/ Will no doubt be able/ To stop cops pursuing the case./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/19/south-africa-grants-grace-mugabe-diplomatic-immunity-report Zimbabwean First Lady Grace,Alleged to have scarred a girl's faceBy wielding a cableNo … Continue reading →

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Organ Transplant

Posted on March 14, 2015 by twitmericks

A man with no penis who chose A transplant to get a new hose, When asked to assess The organ’s success Replied: “Well it comes and it goes”. A man with no penis who chose A transplant to get a new … Continue reading →

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Signing Off

Posted on December 12, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a South African fella/ Who signed at a do for Mandela/ The folks who were deaf/ Cried WTF?/ As he flapped his arms like a propeller./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/nelson-mandela/10513487/South-Africa-admits-possible-mistake-over-deaf-signer-at-Mandela-memorial.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/411132269240135680  

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RIP Nelson Mandela

Posted on December 6, 2013 by twitmericks

So RIP Nelson Mandela/ A quite incomparable fella/ Though back in the day/ They locked him away/ Today his approval rate’s stellar///   https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/408749723361619969

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Crocs Away!

Posted on January 25, 2013 by twitmericks

There were some South African crocs/ About 15,000 approx/ Who escaped from a farm/ Causing humans alarm/ Though for them, opportunity knocks. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21178793 There were some South African crocs/About 15,000 approx/Who escaped from a farm/Causing humans alarm/Though for them, opportunity … Continue reading →

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ECB Needs to Talk about Kevin

Posted on August 14, 2012 by twitmericks

An ex-England captain named Kevin/ Is out of the 3rd test eleven/ Selectors are vexed/ About the odd text/ For tabloids, it’s manna from heaven. /// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/england/9474591/Kevin-Pietersens-absence-will-not-weaken-England-in-Lords-Test-against-South-Africa-says-Graeme-Swann.html

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Exhibitionism gets on Zuma’s Wick

Posted on May 22, 2012 by twitmericks

Polygamist Jacob G. Zuma/ A kind of one man baby-boomer/ Says what is obscene is/ A pic of his penis/ Which shows an immense lack of humour. /// http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/1502ea54-a3f0-11e1-8878-00144feabdc0.html

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