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Congratulations… and Urinations

A team after winning the Ashes/ May hold a few victory bashes/ But even caught short/ A cricketer ought/ To walk off the field when he slashes. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/england/10266131/Ashes-2013-ECB-urged-to-examine-claims-England-urinated-on-Oval-pitch.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/372268881030565888  

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Strauss Declares

There is an old cricketer, Strauss/ Who’s leaving the ECB house/ He says he’s to cease/ Due to form at the crease/ And not over Pietersen’s grouse. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/cricket/england-captain-andrew-strauss-retires-from-professional-cricket-8091853.html

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ECB Needs to Talk about Kevin

An ex-England captain named Kevin/ Is out of the 3rd test eleven/ Selectors are vexed/ About the odd text/ For tabloids, it’s manna from heaven. /// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/england/9474591/Kevin-Pietersens-absence-will-not-weaken-England-in-Lords-Test-against-South-Africa-says-Graeme-Swann.html

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What a Banker

A veteran Greek central banker/Won out after 5 days of rancour/They named the PM as/Lukas #Papademos/So the ship of state has a new anchor. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/11/world/europe/greek-leaders-resume-talks-on-interim-government.html

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Greeks Bare of Gifts

Papandreou the no. 1 Greek/Went into the chamber to speak/But when he got there/The coffers were bare/So his government’s well up the creek. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15586673

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