Monthly Archives: April 2020

He’s not the Messiah

The PM got Covid infection, But saw Easter Day resurrection, And must now show gratitude By changing his attitude And giving health workers protection. #COVID19 #BorisJohnson #BorisJohnsonCoronavirus https://t.co/tDMxHP1wcu

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Hancock’s Half Arsed

A government fellow named Matt Got into a PPE spat With staff unamused At being accused Of using too much by the twat. #coronavirus #PPE #PPEforNHS #PPEshortage #matthancock https://t.co/3F9ZrDMzbG

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Pro-pandemic Pandas

Two pandas confined in a zoo Found lockdown provided the cue For long-delayed mating – With noone spectating, They finally managed to screw. #PANDAS #HongKong #PandemicPoems #COVID19 https://t.co/EgWxjkx8gj

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Rear View

Researchers developed a loo That health-tests each visitor’s poo, And films to obtain us A scan of the anus, While motions are being gone through. https://t.co/59ocByStNV

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Fife Strife

A top Scottish medic got strife For flouting restrictions on life She’d said to obey, And going away To home number two out in Fife. https://t.co/zivsXqcDru

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Shine On

So farewell Bill Withers, who shone,/ Somebody for all to lean on,/ While hearing him play/ And sing Lovely Day;/ There ain’t no sunshine now he’s gone./// So farewell Bill Withers, who shone,Somebody for all to lean on,While hearing him … Continue reading

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Holy Unbelievable

A bishop sold oil and red string For 91 pounds that would bring The wearer protection From COVID infection (Buy that and you’ll buy anything!) #COVID19Pandemic https://t.co/c71HMp8WFS

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