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Pastry Case Collapses

Two PAs employed by Nigella,/ Accused of defrauding her fella,/ Alleged she did coke/ And her nasty bloke/ Made them buy his would-be bestsella./// ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25466909 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/414075217053368320

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Nigella Gets Her Line Straight

Nigella says though she took coke/ And had the occasional toke/ The cause of this error/ Was intimate terror/ By Saatchi, her brute of a bloke./// http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/saatchi-terror-drove-me-to-drugs-nigella-tells-trial-29811308.html   https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/408594994023264256

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He Must Be Chokin’

A popular chef named Nigella Was choked by her art dealer fella He wants a divorce But shows no remorse For brutally trying to quell ‘er. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23216575 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/354262566832316417  

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Art Attack

There was an art buyer and seller Who throttled his partner Nigella Domestic abuse Can have no excuse So cops went and cautioned the fella.* ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22947383 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/346928912837787648   *Alternative ending if you prefer: “Although one drinks claret not Stella” 

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