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A Tidy Sum

When Tracey did not make her bed She made it an artwork instead At 16 years old It’s once more been sold So Saatchi has made lots of bread./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28116274 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/484061368501276673

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Pastry Case Collapses

Two PAs employed by Nigella,/ Accused of defrauding her fella,/ Alleged she did coke/ And her nasty bloke/ Made them buy his would-be bestsella./// ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25466909 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/414075217053368320

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Nigella Gets Her Line Straight

Nigella says though she took coke/ And had the occasional toke/ The cause of this error/ Was intimate terror/ By Saatchi, her brute of a bloke./// http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/saatchi-terror-drove-me-to-drugs-nigella-tells-trial-29811308.html   https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/408594994023264256

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He Must Be Chokin’

A popular chef named Nigella Was choked by her art dealer fella He wants a divorce But shows no remorse For brutally trying to quell ‘er. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23216575 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/354262566832316417  

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Art Attack

There was an art buyer and seller Who throttled his partner Nigella Domestic abuse Can have no excuse So cops went and cautioned the fella.* ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22947383 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/346928912837787648   *Alternative ending if you prefer: “Although one drinks claret not Stella” 

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