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Scarf and muff

Posted on October 16, 2018 by twitmericks

A luxury fashion designer/ Thought no fur-trimmed shawl could be finer/ Than one with pink flaps/ But some think perhaps/ It looks like a giant vagina./// A luxury fashion designerThought no fur-trimmed shawl could be finerThan one with pink flapsBut … Continue reading →

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Bojo’s Fashion Tips

Posted on August 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Though dog-whistle Boris now rails/ Against public wearing of veils/ By some Muslim women,/ From what we’ve seen him in,/ I’d focus on fashion for males./// Though dog-whistle Boris now rails Against public wearing of veilsBy some Muslim women,From what … Continue reading →

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End of the line

Posted on July 24, 2018 by twitmericks

The clothing firm run by Ivanka,/ Whose profits weren’t pleasing her banker,/ Is facing the chop/ As people won’t shop/ From someone whose dad’s such a woeful president./// The clothing firm run by Ivanka,Whose profits weren't pleasing her banker,Is facing … Continue reading →

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Boom to Bust

Posted on November 2, 2016 by twitmericks

The fashion for décolleté/ Say experts, has now had its dé/ So women with breasts/ Must cover their chests/ As Vogue thinks their cleavage passé./// http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/vogue-says-cleavage-over-bust-elizabeth-saltzman-a7392786.html The fashion for décolletéSay experts, has now had its déSo women with breastsMust cover … Continue reading →

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Catwalk to Perp Walk

Posted on June 19, 2013 by twitmericks

Two trend-setting chaps from Milan Designed lots of frocks, and a plan To minimise tax Upon their vast stacks & so face a year in the can. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22977174 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/347406453902036992

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La Redoute – What a Hoot!

Posted on January 5, 2012 by twitmericks

A French fashion firm, La Redoute/Didn’t see a nude man on a shoot/In a panic no doubt/They airbrushed him out/Along with his main attribute http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2012/01/04/la-redoute-left-red-faced-after-publishing-photo-of-naked-man-in-children-s-ad-115875-23679465/

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Hate Couture

Posted on September 9, 2011 by twitmericks

#Galliano, big cheese in design/Got a 6,000-odd Euro fine/For race-hate to Jews/Which he blamed on the booze/(An unusual reaction to wine). (tweeted 8/9/11) http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/designer-john-galliano-guilty-of-hate-crime/2011/09/08/gIQACWpECK_video.html

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