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Beeb Boob Boob

A film star of glamour and glitz/ Who’s garnering internet hits/ Declared herself stoked:/ I’ve made it, she joked/ The BBC News showed my tits!/// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/true-blood-star-anna-paquin-reveals-it-was-her-breasts-that-accidentally-appeared-on-bbc-news-at-ten-a3610276.html A film star of glamour and glitzWho's garnering internet hitsDeclared herself stoked:I've made it, … Continue reading

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Boom to Bust

The fashion for décolleté/ Say experts, has now had its dé/ So women with breasts/ Must cover their chests/ As Vogue thinks their cleavage passé./// http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/vogue-says-cleavage-over-bust-elizabeth-saltzman-a7392786.html The fashion for décolletéSay experts, has now had its déSo women with breastsMust cover … Continue reading

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Motorist Boobs

A woman put under arrest/ For driving while semi-undressed/ Rear-ended a cop/ While baring her top/ To snapchat a pic of her breast./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37795008 A woman put under arrestFor driving while semi-undressedRear-ended a copWhile baring her topTo snapchat a pic … Continue reading

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It’s a Bust!

Two officers went chest to chest/ Disputing whose bosom was best/ The big bust-up ended/ With one cop suspended/ And all concerned under a vest./// Top police officer suspended ‘after row about whose breasts were most attractive’ Two officers went … Continue reading

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