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Beeb Boob Boob

A film star of glamour and glitz/ Who’s garnering internet hits/ Declared herself stoked:/ I’ve made it, she joked/ The BBC News showed my tits!/// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/true-blood-star-anna-paquin-reveals-it-was-her-breasts-that-accidentally-appeared-on-bbc-news-at-ten-a3610276.html A film star of glamour and glitzWho's garnering internet hitsDeclared herself stoked:I've made it, … Continue reading

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La La Boo-boo

The best film award in LA,/ Presented by Warren and Faye,/ Won top prize for bloopers,/ PricewaterhouseCoopers/ Creating complete disarray./// https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/feb/27/pricewaterhousecoopers-issues-sincere-apology-for-oscars-blunder The best film award in LA,Presented by Warren and Faye,Won top prize for bloopers,#PricewaterhouseCoopersCreating complete disarray. — Mick Twister … Continue reading

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Vintage Ford

All-action adventurer Harrison/ Could easily fight a whole garrison/ But now Mr Jones/ Is rather old bones/ How will he stand up to comparison?/// http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/mar/15/harrison-ford-back-as-indiana-jones-for-fifth-film-directed-by-steven-spielberg All-action adventurer HarrisonCould easily fight a whole garrisonBut now Mr JonesIs rather old bonesHow will … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Won

The DPRK’s secret hackers/ Persuaded #TheInterview’s backers/ To pull it from screens/ Which patently means/ A win for the cyberattackers./// http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/dec/18/sony-cancellation-the-interview-hack-north-korea-watchers The DPRK's secret hackers Persuaded #TheInterview's backers To pull it from screens Which patently means A win for the cyberattackers. — Mick Twister … Continue reading

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Curly Girly

There was a child star known as Shirley/ All cheery & dimpled & curly/ She soon had enough/ And did other stuff,/ Her movie career peaking early. ///http://www.latimes.com/la-me-shirley-temple-black-20140211,0,7475592.story#axzz2t16LKkaS https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/433225121218560000

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Silent wins Goldens

The Artist has won 3 awards/From Hollywood prizegiving boards/So give a big paw/For best comedy and score/& best acting without vocal chords. http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jan/16/golden-globes-2012-artist-oscars?newsfeed=true

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Wood Ya Believe it?

The movie star Natalie Wood/Died of causes not well understood/Now 30 years later/An investigator/Will see who was up to no good. http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-11-19-natalie-wood-20111119,0,29805.story

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