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Bottom line

A Tory MP who got tight/ Down Westminster way Tuesday night/ Grabbed hold of mens’ bums/ But this, say his chums,/ Was only to keep him upright./// A Tory MP who got tightDown Westminster way Tuesday nightGrabbed hold of mens' … Continue reading

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Pastor: “I felt a right tit!”

The pastor Charles Ellis the Third/ Regrets to admit that he erred,/ In hugging Ms Grande/ He got rather hande/ And border infractions occurred./// The pastor Charles Ellis the ThirdRegrets to admit that he erred,In hugging Ms GrandeHe got rather … Continue reading

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Stags at Bay

A men-only function for charity/ Was outed for sexist vulgarity/ And corporate groping,/ Which left many hoping/ For #TimesUp on gender disparity./// A men-only function for charityWas outed for sexist vulgarityAnd corporate groping,Which left many hopingFor #TimesUp on gender disparity.https://t.co/5r1YnbF9F2 — … Continue reading

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Swift Justice

  Molested artiste Taylor Swift/ Is glad David Mueller’s been stiffed,/ Expressing a hope/ That others who grope/ Will also be given short shrift./// http://edition.cnn.com/2017/08/14/entertainment/taylor-swift-verdict/index.html Molested artiste Taylor SwiftIs glad David Mueller's been stiffed,Expressing a hopeThat others who gropeWill also … Continue reading

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Wandering Starr

A judge found the facts as adduced/ Show Freddie Starr wasn’t traduced/ Confirming he gropes/ And dashing his hopes/ By backing a woman he goosed./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33477004 A judge found the facts as adduced Show Freddie Starr wasn't traduced Confirming he gropes & dashing … Continue reading

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