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It never rains but it pours

Posted on April 4, 2019 by twitmericks

MPs were sent home for the week/ When liquid poured in from a leak,/ Which leaves the impression/ They’re ending this session/ In literal terms, up shit creek./// MPs were sent home for the weekWhen liquid poured in from a … Continue reading →

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Bottom line

Posted on February 8, 2019 by twitmericks

A Tory MP who got tight/ Down Westminster way Tuesday night/ Grabbed hold of mens’ bums/ But this, say his chums,/ Was only to keep him upright./// A Tory MP who got tightDown Westminster way Tuesday nightGrabbed hold of mens' … Continue reading →

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Mucky as Commons

Posted on October 12, 2018 by twitmericks

Oh pity the people who clean/ The building where MPs have been,/ Removing stuff from it/ Like condoms and vomit/ And other things still more obscene./// Oh pity the people who cleanThe building where MPs have been,Removing stuff from itLike … Continue reading →

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Dishonourable Members

Posted on July 19, 2018 by twitmericks

Old Julian Smith, the Chief Whip,/ Whose party is losing its grip,/ Instructed the Chair/ To break with his pair/ Then brushed it all off as a slip./// Old Julian Smith, the Chief Whip,Whose party is losing its grip,Instructed the … Continue reading →

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Fallon on his Sword

Posted on November 2, 2017 by twitmericks

A senior minister quit/ Who’s named on the spreadsheet of shit,/ A record of sleaze/ By Tory MPs/ That’s got quite a few of them frit./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/01/michael-fallon-quits-as-defence-secretary A senior minister quitWho's named on the spreadsheet of shit,A record of sleazeBy … Continue reading →

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Good Clean Fun?

Posted on September 5, 2016 by twitmericks

As washing machine salesman Jim,/ Keith partied with vigour and vim,/ But not even Daz/ Will rid Mr Vaz/ Of all the dirt clinging to him./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-mp-keith-vaz-tells-8763805 As washing machine salesman Jim,Keith partied with vigour and vim,But not even DazWill … Continue reading →

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Leicester Molester

Posted on April 16, 2015 by twitmericks

An MP who served Leicester West/ Sought children, it’s said, to molest/ But due to dementia/ The former backbencher/ Can keep on avoiding arrest./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-32329924 An MP who served Leicester West Sought children, it's said, to molest But due to dementia The former … Continue reading →

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I Want Candy

Posted on December 10, 2014 by twitmericks

For Tory MP Nigel Mills/ Committee proceedings lacked thrills/ He found Candy Crush/ Brought more of a rush/ Than parliamentary bills./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30375609 For Tory MP Nigel Mills Committee proceedings lacked thrills He found Candy Crush Brought more of a rush Than parliamentary bills. — … Continue reading →

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An Upstanding Member

Posted on November 30, 2014 by twitmericks

I bring you a cock and bull story/ Of how Penny Mordaunt, a Tory/ Discussed poultry flocks,/ Inserting some cocks/ And causing a minor furore./// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/tory-mp-penny-mordaunt-smutty-cock-commons-speech-dare-9893411.html I bring you a cock and bull story Of how Penny Mordaunt, a Tory Discussed poultry … Continue reading →

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Sexual Politics

Posted on April 11, 2014 by twitmericks

Oh pity the weary MP/ Relaxed by the odd G&T/ Attempting to nurture/ The Commons researcher/ By placing a hand on a knee. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/sexual-harassment-culture-in-parliament-exposed-westminster-commons

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