Monthly Archives: February 2021

The shitshow must go on

By voting to back Trump’s acquittalThe Senate made sure that the shit’llKeep hitting the fan,Propelled by a manWith hands that are ever so little.

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Stolen Stones

Stone circle researchers maintainStonehenge was an ill-gotten gain,Nicked wholesale from Wales,As claimed in old tales,To put up on Salisbury Plain. https://t.co/FSQyMqbBoe

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Kitty Lawyer

A lawyer when pleading his causeOn Zoom gave a Texas court pawsBy arguing thatHe wasn’t a catBut failing to strike out the claws. https://t.co/SogY5bLaTr

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Navy Blue

Among inappropriate placesFor filming one’s naked embracesOr livestreaming nudes,The Navy concludes,Are nuclear submarine bases. https://t.co/aC9x24mdkp

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Cockle Up

The leaders in London and BrusselsEngage in continuing tusslesAnd strive to be selfish,But vis a vis shellfishThe UK’s just flexing its mussels. https://t.co/Kh6MzOV7NT

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That won’t stand up in court

The judge said “Young man, I’m afraidYou cannot say, having got laid,That cash for carnalityOffends your morality –The prostitute has to be paid!” https://t.co/dEt5DjgehH

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Coma doesn’t end sentence

You don’t need a legal diplomaTo sniff out the nasty aromaOf justice that’s failedWhen someone is jailedFor busting parole in a coma. https://t.co/AZl6cUAFez

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Brief Encounter

The jurors averted their eyes/ And clerks dropped their briefs in surprise/ As there on the screen/ A lawyer was seen/ Obeying the order “All rise”./ https://t.co/Sg74eugB3t

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Hung like a chameleon

Between a chameleon’s thighs/ Is something that’s causing surprise -/ The tummy banana/ On Brookesia nana/ Is almost one fifth of its size./

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