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Lying Tory

As Boris’s plan went Pete Tong,/ Alone in the Westminster throng,/ House leader incumbent/ Rees-Mogg lay recumbent/ And dreamed of his mother’s chaise longue./// As Boris's plan went Pete Tong,Alone in the Westminster throng,House leader incumbentRees-Mogg lay recumbentAnd dreamed of his … Continue reading

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Kaputsch

Though May has received the odd letter/ From Tory MPs out to getter,/ Their coup fizzled out,/ Increasing the doubt/ The plotters could run this show better./// https://www.yahoo.com/news/jacob-rees-mogg-admits-brexiteer-125431446.html Though May has received the odd letterFrom Tory MPs out to getter,Their … Continue reading

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Lies, Damned lies…

Rees-Mogg says remainiac riggers/ Are cooking the Treasury figures./ Home minister Rudd/ Says stop talking crud,/ While Boris just watches and sniggers./// Rees-Mogg says remainiac riggersAre cooking the Treasury figures.Home minister RuddSays stop talking crud,While Boris just watches and sniggers. … Continue reading

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No Shit!

There is an old Tory who’s happy/ To say he has not changed a nappy/ For Jacob Rees-Mogg/ Who’s on his 6th sprog/ Has nanny for anything crappy./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jacob-rees-mogg-never-changed-a-nappy-lbc-nigel-farage-nanny-conservatives-a7854791.html There is an old Tory who's happyTo say he has not … Continue reading

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