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Can You Tell What He Is Yet?

Rolf Harris, who’s quick on the draw/ Has now fallen foul of the law/ A court found the jester/ To be a molester/ Possessed of a wandering paw./// http://www.channel4.com/news/rolf-harris-verdict-indecent-assault-southwark-yewtree https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/483631279871885313   Advertisements

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Max Security Jail

There was an old fellow named Max/ Who fed celeb stories to hacks/ He spun & he lied/ But now he’s inside/ He’s just good for penis-size cracks./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/max-clifford-jailed-eight-years-3487739 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/462249110293450752  

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Mini Max

Max Clifford, whose penis is short/ (Or so many sources report)/ Won’t long be at large -/ A sex assault charge/ The one thing that stood up in court. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27192600 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/460781934072045568

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Tarby-ed by the Same Brush

Another old man of variety/ Is quizzed over gross impropriety/ Who might the next star be,/ Accused after Tarby,/ A pillar of mainstream society? ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22429904 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/331819275868327936

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Secrets and Lies

There was an abuser named Hall,/ Who showed unbelievable gall./ He managed to muster/ Some serious bluster/ But now says it’s true after all. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22379286 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/330404249542467584

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Max Charge

There is an old fellow named Max Who’s charged over sexual attacks He says it’s all lies But if he were wise PR help is what Clifford lacks. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22313286 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/328043969416163328

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Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down, Sport

There was a TV personality Accused of abusive carnality. Perhaps there were clues In that tying down roos Suggests BDSM bestiality. ///http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4894271/Rolf-Harris-sex-abuse-arrest.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/325514414205833216

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Jim Nick Nicked

There was an old comic named Jim/ Who joked about being a crim/ The catchphrase Nick Nick/ Was part of his schtick/ Now maybe the joke is on him. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20889817 There was an old comic named Jim/Who joked about being … Continue reading

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