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No Way Jose
There was an old man named Jose/ Who said to a doctor one day/ Who ran on the pitch/ “Daughter of a Bitch!”/ For which Chelsea now have to pay./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36472713 There was an old man named JoseWho said to … Continue reading
Special Dispensation
There was an old man named Jose/ Whose players forgot how to play/ So as Chelsea lost/ He found to his cost/ He’s not quite so special today./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34670192 There was an old man named Jose Whose players forgot how to … Continue reading
Racist Blues
When Chelsea FC went to France/ Some fans made despicable chants/ Dealing with racism/ Urgently faces ’em -/ A boil that the club has to lance./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/22/chelsea-fans-paris-metro-racism-identified-police When Chelsea FC went to France Some fans made despicable chants Dealing with racism Urgently faces … Continue reading
The Womanning of Manning
Ex-Bradley, now Chelsea Manning/ Is doing some future life planning/ And has it in mind/ To be reassigned/ In gender terms, i.e. unmanning. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23798253 Ex-Bradley, now Chelsea Manning Is doing some future life planning And has it in mind To be reassigned In gender … Continue reading
Dribbler Nibbler
There is a young man named Luis/. Whose serial biting must cease/ He chomped on Ivanovic/ Hard in a manner which/ Could be a breach of the peace. ///http://news.sky.com/story/1081521/luis-suarez-charged-by-the-fa-over-bite https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/326294130802171904
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Hazardous Kicking
There once was a ballboy in Wales/ Who clung to the ball by his nails/ So Eden Hazard/ Received a red card/ For a kick, as he went off the rails. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/9822878/Chelsea-midfielder-Eden-Hazard-escapes-police-charges-following-ballboy-controversy-in-Legaue-Cup-exit.html There once was a ballboy in Wales/Who clung … Continue reading
I Don’t Want to Go to Chelsea
There is a new boss of the Blues/ Or so I just read in the news/ Roman has made Rafa/ The new Chelsea gaffer/ (Until the next time that they lose). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20444482
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Effing Ref
A football team known as the Blues/ Whose captain’s been known to abuse/ & use the odd eff/ Accuses the ref/ Whose sending-offs helped it to lose. ///http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/ref-clattenburg-will-be-sacked-if-he-racially-abused-mikel-says-jeff-winter-8230274.html
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Terry’s All Racist
There was a defender named John/ Who abused an opponent, Anton/ The FA found Terry/ Was racist and sweary/ And fined him – a week’s wages gone. ////http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/john-terry-banned-for-four-matches-and-fined-220000-after-fa-find-chelsea-captain-guilty-over-racism-charge-8181827.html
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Defender in the Box
A Chelsea defender named John/ Had words with a rival, Anton/ JT denies racism/ The charge that now faces ‘im/ The case of John Terry goes on. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/jul/09/john-terry-anton-ferdinand-court
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