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Effing Ref

A football team known as the Blues/ Whose captain’s been known to abuse/ & use the odd eff/ Accuses the ref/ Whose sending-offs helped it to lose. ///http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/ref-clattenburg-will-be-sacked-if-he-racially-abused-mikel-says-jeff-winter-8230274.html

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Rashly Cole

An England defender named Ashley/ Attacked the FA a bit brashly/ He called the brass hats/ A load of old twats/ But now regrets tweeting so rashly. //// http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/ashley-cole-apologises-for-labelling-fa-a-bunch-of-tts-after-his-evidence-in-john-terry-trial-is-questioned-8199583.html

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Terry’s All Racist

There was a defender named John/ Who abused an opponent, Anton/ The FA found Terry/ Was racist and sweary/ And fined him – a week’s wages gone. ////http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/john-terry-banned-for-four-matches-and-fined-220000-after-fa-find-chelsea-captain-guilty-over-racism-charge-8181827.html

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Defender Under Attack

Rio, Man U’s centre back/ Retweeted a dubious crack/ About his mate Ashley/ Perhaps somewhat rashly/ For which he’s now getting some flak. /// http://news.sky.com/story/960587/choc-ice-comment-drags-out-race-row

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Defender Not an Offender

John Terry the Chelsea defender/ Who isn’t a race hate offender/ Was cleared on the basis/ He may be a racist/ But evidence here was too slender. /// http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/loud-cheer-from-john-terry-supporters-after-chelsea-captain-is-found-not-guilty-of-racially-abusing-anton-ferdinand-7941956.html

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Defender in the Box

A Chelsea defender named John/ Had words with a rival, Anton/ JT denies racism/ The charge that now faces ‘im/ The case of John  Terry goes on. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/jul/09/john-terry-anton-ferdinand-court

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Content of Court?

QPR star Joey Barton Says he would turn into a martyr’n Be jailed over Twitter Farewell all that glitter & hello to conditions more spartan. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/05/joey-barton-john-terry-tweets

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Chopper Chopped

John Terry, ex-Engerland skipper Ain’t looking especially chipper The FA cut him loose Over racist abuse (Last time twas affairs of the zipper). http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/03/john-terry-stripped-england-captaincy-racism

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Defender to Offender

Liverpool player Luis/Was banned for abusing Patrice/While Chelsea man John/For race hate to Anton/Has been charged with a crime by police. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/21/john-terry-racism-case-cps http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/20/liverpool-luis-suarez-patrice-evra And wasn’t it helpful that they each abused fellow players with rhyming names!

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War on Terry

The Chelsea defender John Terry/May be up for a disciplinary/He hopes if he faces ’em/The FA won’t find racism/Just being abusive & sweary. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/latest/2011/10/25/terry-gets-villas-boas-backing-115875-23514218/

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