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Pie Case Opened

The FA is questioning why/ Wayne Shaw ate a second-half pie;/ The keeper at Sutton,/ Turned televised glutton,/ Denies placing bets on the sly./// https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/21/sutton-united-wayne-shaw-fa-betting-rules The FA is questioning whyWayne Shaw ate a second-half pie;The keeper at Sutton,Turned televised glutton,Denies … Continue reading

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Scam, Cam, Thank You Sam

The ex-England gaffer Big Sam/ Fell foul of a secret spycam/ That filmed Allardyce / Dispensing advice/ On a third-party ownership scam./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37483344 The ex-England gaffer Big SamFell foul of a secret spycamThat filmed #Allardyce Dispensing adviceOn a third-party ownership … Continue reading

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Allardyce Gamble

The FA’s new hope of salvation/ Arrives with a mixed reputation/ Dismissed by West Ham/ Yet somehow Big Sam/ Helped Sunderland dodge relegation./// http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/sam-allardyce-the-former-bolton-and-west-ham-managers-record-in-focus-ahead-of-england-job-a7147051.html The FA's new hope of salvationArrives with a mixed reputationDismissed by West HamYet somehow Big SamHelped … Continue reading

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Rashly Cole

An England defender named Ashley/ Attacked the FA a bit brashly/ He called the brass hats/ A load of old twats/ But now regrets tweeting so rashly. //// http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/ashley-cole-apologises-for-labelling-fa-a-bunch-of-tts-after-his-evidence-in-john-terry-trial-is-questioned-8199583.html

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Roy of the Albion

There is an old fella from Croydon/  Apparently bein’ employed on/ The Engerland staff/ They’re ‘avin’ a larf/ Amazin’ ‘ow good the boy Roy done! // http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/apr/29/roy-hodgson-england-fa  

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Capello Ciao

There is an Italian fellow Folks know him as Fabio Capello He chucked in his job Over John Terry’s gob Cos he thought the FA had been yellow. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16941457

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War on Terry

The Chelsea defender John Terry/May be up for a disciplinary/He hopes if he faces ’em/The FA won’t find racism/Just being abusive & sweary. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/latest/2011/10/25/terry-gets-villas-boas-backing-115875-23514218/

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