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Klopp to the Kop

Posted on October 12, 2015 by twitmericks

For Liverpool fans at the Kop/ Results were all over the shop/ So Fenway said Brendan/ Your tenure is endin’/ We’re hiring a German named Klopp./// For Liverpool fans at the Kop Results were all over the shop So Fenway said Brendan Your … Continue reading →

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The Leaving of Liverpool

Posted on May 17, 2015 by twitmericks

A player of national fame/ Quit Anfield to general acclaim/ It’s not just the leavin’/ Of Steven that’s grievin’/ But Liverpool losing the game./// http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/may/16/painful-end-steven-gerrard-liverpool-crystal-palace-anfield A player of national fame Quit Anfield to general acclaim It's not just the leavin' Of Steven that's … Continue reading →

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School of Hard Nox

Posted on April 14, 2015 by twitmericks

A footballer known as Raheem,/ A star of the Liverpool team,/ Inhaled nitrous oxide;/ “This isn’t”, his doc sighed/ “A normal athletic regime”./// http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/13/raheem-sterling-liverpool-nitrous-oxide-video A footballer known as Raheem, A star of the Liverpool team, Inhaled nitrous oxide; "This isn't", his doc sighed "A … Continue reading →

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Wedding Costs a Bomb

Posted on October 22, 2013 by twitmericks

A somewhat disorganised groom/Forgot about booking a room/So he made a hoax call/To say that the hall/Would shortly be going ka-boom. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-24624639 A somewhat disorganised groom Forgot about booking a room So he made a hoax call To say that the hall Would shortly … Continue reading →

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No Offence

Posted on July 31, 2013 by twitmericks

Stewards patrolling the Kop Were given some words they must stop. Liverpool fans May get lengthy bans But will the big stars face the chop? ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-fc-bans-unacceptable-words-2105711 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/362539952606674948

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Dribbler Nibbler

Posted on April 22, 2013 by twitmericks

There is a young man named Luis/. Whose serial biting must cease/ He chomped on Ivanovic/ Hard in a manner which/ Could be a breach of the peace. ///http://news.sky.com/story/1081521/luis-suarez-charged-by-the-fa-over-bite https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/326294130802171904

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The Leaving of Liverpool

Posted on May 16, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Kenny / Who flew off to Boston and then ‘e/ Got fired by the bosses/ As Liverpool’s losses/ Amounted to 14 too many. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/16/kenny-dalglish-leaves-liverpool-owners

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Losing cool in Liverpool

Posted on January 7, 2012 by twitmericks

Tom Adeyemi of Oldham/Disliked what an Anfield fan told him/It threatened to kick off/Till manager Dickov/And players came over to hold him

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How now, Geoffrey Howe?

Posted on December 30, 2011 by twitmericks

There once was a fellow called Howe/Told Thatcher she oughta allow/Liverpool to go under/Perhaps little wonder/He doesn’t remember that now. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/dec/30/thatcher-government-liverpool-riots-1981?intcmp=239

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Defender to Offender

Posted on December 21, 2011 by twitmericks

Liverpool player Luis/Was banned for abusing Patrice/While Chelsea man John/For race hate to Anton/Has been charged with a crime by police. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/21/john-terry-racism-case-cps http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/20/liverpool-luis-suarez-patrice-evra And wasn’t it helpful that they each abused fellow players with rhyming names!

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