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Klopp to the Kop

For Liverpool fans at the Kop/ Results were all over the shop/ So Fenway said Brendan/ Your tenure is endin’/ We’re hiring a German named Klopp./// For Liverpool fans at the Kop Results were all over the shop So Fenway said Brendan Your … Continue reading

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The Leaving of Liverpool

A player of national fame/ Quit Anfield to general acclaim/ It’s not just the leavin’/ Of Steven that’s grievin’/ But Liverpool losing the game./// http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/may/16/painful-end-steven-gerrard-liverpool-crystal-palace-anfield A player of national fame Quit Anfield to general acclaim It's not just the leavin' Of Steven that's … Continue reading

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School of Hard Nox

A footballer known as Raheem,/ A star of the Liverpool team,/ Inhaled nitrous oxide;/ “This isn’t”, his doc sighed/ “A normal athletic regime”./// http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/13/raheem-sterling-liverpool-nitrous-oxide-video A footballer known as Raheem, A star of the Liverpool team, Inhaled nitrous oxide; "This isn't", his doc sighed "A … Continue reading

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Wedding Costs a Bomb

A somewhat disorganised groom/Forgot about booking a room/So he made a hoax call/To say that the hall/Would shortly be going ka-boom. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-24624639 A somewhat disorganised groom Forgot about booking a room So he made a hoax call To say that the hall Would shortly … Continue reading

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No Offence

Stewards patrolling the Kop Were given some words they must stop. Liverpool fans May get lengthy bans But will the big stars face the chop? ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-fc-bans-unacceptable-words-2105711 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/362539952606674948

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Dribbler Nibbler

There is a young man named Luis/. Whose serial biting must cease/ He chomped on Ivanovic/ Hard in a manner which/ Could be a breach of the peace. ///http://news.sky.com/story/1081521/luis-suarez-charged-by-the-fa-over-bite https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/326294130802171904

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The Leaving of Liverpool

There was an old fellow named Kenny / Who flew off to Boston and then ‘e/ Got fired by the bosses/ As Liverpool’s losses/ Amounted to 14 too many. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/16/kenny-dalglish-leaves-liverpool-owners

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Losing cool in Liverpool

Tom Adeyemi of Oldham/Disliked what an Anfield fan told him/It threatened to kick off/Till manager Dickov/And players came over to hold him

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How now, Geoffrey Howe?

There once was a fellow called Howe/Told Thatcher she oughta allow/Liverpool to go under/Perhaps little wonder/He doesn’t remember that now. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/dec/30/thatcher-government-liverpool-riots-1981?intcmp=239

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Defender to Offender

Liverpool player Luis/Was banned for abusing Patrice/While Chelsea man John/For race hate to Anton/Has been charged with a crime by police. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/21/john-terry-racism-case-cps http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/20/liverpool-luis-suarez-patrice-evra And wasn’t it helpful that they each abused fellow players with rhyming names!

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