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Getting Lairy with Dairy

Two versions for this limerick: My first effort went: Mourinho was letting off steam/ At members of Man City’s team/ When one of that ilk/ Threw semi-skimmed milk/ At one used to coaching the cream./// Then I remembered a rather … Continue reading

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No Way Jose

There was an old man named Jose/ Who said to a doctor one day/ Who ran on the pitch/ “Daughter of a Bitch!”/ For which Chelsea now have to pay./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36472713 There was an old man named JoseWho said to … Continue reading

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Special Pleading

A footballing coach named Jose/ Took on a new challenge today/ His big Man U mission -/ Improve the position,/ However you make the team play./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36363365   A footballing coach named JoseTook on a new challenge todayHis big Man … Continue reading

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Toodle-oo Louis

A fellow named Louis van Gaal/ Was sacked amid plunging morale/ His Man U regime/ Producing a team/ Whose football was seen as banal./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35161761 A fellow named Louis van GaalWas sacked amid plunging moraleHis Man U regimeProducing a teamWhose … Continue reading

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Special Dispensation

There was an old man named Jose/ Whose players forgot how to play/ So as Chelsea lost/ He found to his cost/ He’s not quite so special today./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34670192 There was an old man named Jose Whose players forgot how to … Continue reading

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