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Getting Lairy with Dairy

Two versions for this limerick: My first effort went: Mourinho was letting off steam/ At members of Man City’s team/ When one of that ilk/ Threw semi-skimmed milk/ At one used to coaching the cream./// Then I remembered a rather … Continue reading

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Present Imperfect

The champions suffered a rift/ With birthday boy Toure quite miffed/ He said “It is shitty/ Of Manchester City:/ The club didn’t buy me a gift!” ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27484318 The champions suffered a riftWith birthday boy Toure quite miffedHe said "It is … Continue reading

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City Slicker

There is a new boss at Man City/ Who says he will make the side pretty/ Replacing Mancini/ Manuel Pellegrini/ Is not short of cash in the kitty. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22909811 There is a new boss at Man CityWho says he will … Continue reading

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Man City Manager Mancini Mismanaged

Roberto Mancini of Italy Is leaving Man City quite bitterly Despite a big payoff The manager’s layoff Was not done especially prettily. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22507128 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/334225549838934016

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Wigan Peerless

The cup-winners Wigan Athletic, Frenetic and most energetic, Defeated Man City Who looked pretty shitty Or anyway rather pathetic. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22409634 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/333318815180017664

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Man U Mission Impossible

Ferguson & Man United/ Are starting to get quite excited/ Until the last minute/ When Man City win it/ Mancini & co now delighted. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17973148

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Striker on Strike

Overpaid footballer Tevez/May be jobless if Man City severs/Its ties with the berk/Whose refusal to work/Undermined all his other endeavours. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/05/carlos-tevez-refuse-kia-joorabchian?newsfeed=true

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Sub No Way

An egocentric Argentinian/Has lost City fans’ good opinion/Called on as a sub/#Tevez turned down his club/And rejected Mancini’s dominion. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042734/Carlos-Tevez-refuses-play-3-car-police-escort-Man-City-striker.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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