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Getting Lairy with Dairy

Two versions for this limerick: My first effort went: Mourinho was letting off steam/ At members of Man City’s team/ When one of that ilk/ Threw semi-skimmed milk/ At one used to coaching the cream./// Then I remembered a rather … Continue reading

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Toodle-oo Louis

A fellow named Louis van Gaal/ Was sacked amid plunging morale/ His Man U regime/ Producing a team/ Whose football was seen as banal./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35161761 A fellow named Louis van GaalWas sacked amid plunging moraleHis Man U regimeProducing a teamWhose … Continue reading

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The Frozen One

There was an old fellow named Moyes/ Who took over Ferguson’s boys/ Before very long/ It all went Pete Tong./ What football creates it destroys. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27107795 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/458521008635658241

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Come on Feel the Moyes

The Everton boss David Moyes/ Is taking on Ferguson’s boys/ He’ll pick em & coach em/ Cajole & reproach em/ (Perhaps with a little less noise). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22453802 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332569415344328704

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Fergie Time’s Up

There was an old man who was hired For 26 years then retired. He must be delighted To quit Man United While managers elsewhere get fired. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22447018 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332083696205172737

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Man U Mission Impossible

Ferguson & Man United/ Are starting to get quite excited/ Until the last minute/ When Man City win it/ Mancini & co now delighted. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17973148

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New roles for Scholes

United midfielder Paul Scholes/Who used to score 1 or 2 goals/Came out of retirement/To fill a requirement/And plug one of Ferguson’s holes. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/01/08/uk-soccer-england-united-scholes-idUKTRE80709620120108

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