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Toodle-oo Louis

A fellow named Louis van Gaal/ Was sacked amid plunging morale/ His Man U regime/ Producing a team/ Whose football was seen as banal./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35161761 A fellow named Louis van GaalWas sacked amid plunging moraleHis Man U regimeProducing a teamWhose … Continue reading

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Dribbler Nibbler

There is a young man named Luis/ Who suffers an awful caprice/ On spying the tender/ Soft flesh of defender/ He’s driven to bite off a piece./// http://www.channel4.com/news/luis-suarez-world-cup-uruguay-italy-england-costa-rica https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/481524488182710273

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Spurred Off

There is an old club known as Spurs/ Where all is not well, one infers/ Andre Villas-Boas/ Has just had to go as/ They lost (as too often occurs). ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/villas-boas-sacked-45m-goodbye-deal-for-spurs-boss-axed-after-50-home-defeat-to-liverpool-9008223.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/412615424690638848

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Bye Bye Beckham

A footballing giant named Becks/ Is trading his shorts for long kecks/ He exits the pitch/ Amazingly rich/ With no end in sight to the cheques. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22558393 A footballing giant named Becks Is trading his shorts for long kecks He exits the … Continue reading

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Man City Manager Mancini Mismanaged

Roberto Mancini of Italy Is leaving Man City quite bitterly Despite a big payoff The manager’s layoff Was not done especially prettily. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22507128 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/334225549838934016

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