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What Big Teeth You Have, Grandma

According to Suarez’s gran/ The way FIFA gave him a ban/ Was how one might treat/ A dog on the street/ (Quite apt, as he’d bitten a man)./// https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/world-cup-barbaric-punishment-treats-suarez-like-dog-082202813–sow.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/482531417214447616

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Dribbler Nibbler

There is a young man named Luis/ Who suffers an awful caprice/ On spying the tender/ Soft flesh of defender/ He’s driven to bite off a piece./// http://www.channel4.com/news/luis-suarez-world-cup-uruguay-italy-england-costa-rica https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/481524488182710273

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