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Getting Lairy with Dairy

Two versions for this limerick: My first effort went: Mourinho was letting off steam/ At members of Man City’s team/ When one of that ilk/ Threw semi-skimmed milk/ At one used to coaching the cream./// Then I remembered a rather … Continue reading

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Special Pleading

A footballing coach named Jose/ Took on a new challenge today/ His big Man U mission -/ Improve the position,/ However you make the team play./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36363365   A footballing coach named JoseTook on a new challenge todayHis big Man … Continue reading

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Fergie Time’s Up

There was an old man who was hired For 26 years then retired. He must be delighted To quit Man United While managers elsewhere get fired. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22447018 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332083696205172737

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Persie of Cash

Dutch striker Robin van Persie/ Abandoned his Arsenal jersey/ To take Glazer’s dollars/ And wear Man U colours/ Making Arsenal fans a bit cursy. ///http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/908710-robin-van-persies-manchester-united-move-sends-arsenal-fans-into-despair

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