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Wada Fiasco

A damning athletics report/ Found high-level Russian support/ For organised doping/ And nobody coping/ With large-scale abuse in the sport./// A damning athletics report Found high-level Russian support For organised doping And nobody coping With large-scale abuse in the sport. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading

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Inside Dope

A trainer who worked for a sheikh/ Admitted he made a mistake/ Insisting of course/ To dope the odd horse/ Was just his decision to take. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/22258011 A trainer who worked for a sheikh Admitted he made a mistake Insisting of course To … Continue reading

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Confessions of an Old Dope Pedaller

There is an old cyclist named Lance/ Who admits using drugs to enhance/ His cycling career/ As year after year/ He won in the old Tour de France. ///http://www.euronews.com/2013/01/18/lance-armstrong-confesses-all-to-oprah/ There is an old cyclist named Lance/Who admits using drugs to … Continue reading

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Drug Pedaller

There was an old cyclist named Lance/ Who won a good few Tours de France/ A pedaller, medaller/ And alleged peddler/ Of chemicals meant to enhance. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/19903716

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The Old Drug Pedaller?

A top US cyclist named Lance/ Accused of drug use to enhance/ His speed in the saddle/ Is up creek sans paddle/ & may lose his 7 Tours de France. ////http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/lance-armstrong-says-wont-fight-anti-doping-agency-023420676–finance.html

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Do Ping is not a Chinese Swimmer

There was a young woman from China/ Whose medley could not’ve been finer/ The rest had no hope/ So was she on dope/ Or simply a superfast minor? /// http://olympics.time.com/2012/07/31/doping-suspicions-about-gold-medal-swimmer-trigger-angry-response-in-china/?iid=op-article-latest

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