Monthly Archives: February 2019

Rover and out

A vehicle toured the red planet/ For years with no human to man it/ But now it’s all over/ For NASA’s Mars rover,/ Whose handlers at last had to can it./// A vehicle toured the red planetFor years with no … Continue reading

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Olly poor show

A Brexit supremo named Olly/ Committed a terrible folly,/ Explaining that May/ Must go for delay,/ While drinking in public, the wally./// A Brexit supremo named OllyCommitted a terrible folly,Explaining that MayMust go for delay,While drinking in public, the wally.#Brexit … Continue reading

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Banks of England

Farewell to the great Gordon Banks,/ High up in world goalkeeping ranks,/ Who stood twixt the sticks/ To win ’66/ And earn England football fans’ thanks.///    

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Infectious personality

A Fox TV host who affirms/ The lack of existence of germs/ May now find the friends/ To whom he extends/ No longer on handshaking terms./// A Fox TV host who affirmsThe lack of existence of germsMay now find the … Continue reading

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Grayling all at sea

The fellow they call failing Grayling/ Should bow to the wind that’s prevailing/ By walking the plank,/ Since stormy seas sank/ His vision of vessel-free sailing./// The fellow they call failing GraylingShould bow to the wind that's prevailingBy walking the … Continue reading

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Indecent exposure

Enquiries by Gavin de Becker/ Embarrassed the orange-faced wrecker/ When threats to expose/ Jeff Bezos’s hose/ Instead exposed Donald Trump’s Pecker./// Inquiries by Gavin de BeckerEmbarrassed the orange-faced wreckerWhen threats to exposeJeff Bezos's hoseInstead exposed Donald Trump's Pecker.https://t.co/DCop7kbSIp#BezosBlackmail #JeffBezos #Peckergate … Continue reading

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Arcadia ego

A racist abuser named Green/ Allegedly treated staff mean/ He mocked peoples’ dreadlocks/ And got them in headlocks/ And touched them in ways most obscene./// A racist abuser named GreenAllegedly treated staff meanHe mocked peoples' dreadlocksAnd got them in headlocksAnd … Continue reading

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Bottom line

A Tory MP who got tight/ Down Westminster way Tuesday night/ Grabbed hold of mens’ bums/ But this, say his chums,/ Was only to keep him upright./// A Tory MP who got tightDown Westminster way Tuesday nightGrabbed hold of mens' … Continue reading

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Lateral drinking

To challenge our popular thinking,/ Some volunteer boozers got stinking/ And found beer with wine/ Feels queer and not fine/ Whatever the order of drinking./// To challenge our popular thinking,Some volunteer boozers got stinkingAnd found beer with wineFeels queer and … Continue reading

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Pulpo fiction

A driver whose conduct was odd/ Was nicked by the South Devon plod,/ Who judged he was smashed/ On hearing he crashed/ To miss a large cephalopod./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1093472175024164866

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