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Ferry poor show

The minister Christopher Grayling/ Found government isn’t plain sailing;/ He racked up a bill/ Of 33 mil/ Through yet more incompetent failing./// The minister Christopher GraylingFound government isn't plain sailing;He racked up a billOf 33 milThrough yet more incompetent failing.#Brexit#ChrisGrayling#ferrygate … Continue reading

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Grayling all at sea

The fellow they call failing Grayling/ Should bow to the wind that’s prevailing/ By walking the plank,/ Since stormy seas sank/ His vision of vessel-free sailing./// The fellow they call failing GraylingShould bow to the wind that's prevailingBy walking the … Continue reading

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Quailing quisling

A Brexit supporter named Grayling/ Would like to see democrats quailing/ For fear that it might/ Incite the far right/ To find all their schemes unavailing./// A Brexit supporter named GraylingWould like to see everyone quailingFor fear that it mightIncite … Continue reading

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End of the Line

With Stagecoach and Virgin’s derailing/ By transport supremo Chris Grayling/ The privatisation/ Of train operation/ Is shown to be far from plain sailing./// With Stagecoach and Virgin's derailingBy transport supremo Chris GraylingThe privatisationOf train operationIs shown to be far from … Continue reading

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Failing Grayling

Conservative minister Grayling/ Left overcharged passengers railing/ And flew off to Qatar/ To dodge the small matter/ Of policies palpably failing./// Conservative minister GraylingLeft overcharged passengers railingAnd flew off to QatarTo dodge the small matterOf policies palpably failing.#RailFail #railfares #railfare … Continue reading

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Dig for Brexit

According to minister Grayling/ If EU discussions are failing/ We fall off the edge/ And plant up more veg -/ Apparently Brexit’s plain sailing!/// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/15/higher-food-prices-could-be-avoided-if-no-brexit-claims-chris-grayling According to minister GraylingIf EU discussions are failingWe fall off the edgeAnd plant up more … Continue reading

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Mind the Doors!

A cyclist was knocked to the floor/ By someone whose timing was poor/ The minister Grayling/ Apparently failing/ To keep a safe eye on his door./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/15/chris-grayling-sent-cyclist-flying-with-his-car-door-video-shows That’s the story – but a little extra context lies in the fact … Continue reading

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