Peelers Nick Veg

Posted on October 30, 2020 by twitmericks

A man whom police went to seek/

Was found to be armed with a leek;/

Though lacking a blade,/

This weapon betrayed/

Intent to make bubble and squeak./

Leeks mistaken for machete spark Aberdeen police probeOfficers called out to investigate reports of a masked armed man discovered he was actually carrying a bag of vegetables.bbc.co.uk5:20 PM · Oct 30, 2020·Twitter Web AppView Tweet activity2 Retweets67 Likes

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