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Party line

Posted on June 9, 2019 by twitmericks

Though Gove snorted coke, so he said,/ When youthful and badly misled,/ It may be the case/ To run in this race/ It helps to be out of your head./// Though Gove snorted coke, so he said,When youthful and badly … Continue reading →

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Shortlist and Shitlist

Posted on July 9, 2016 by twitmericks

For Tories deciding who heads ’em/ It’s down to Ms May & Ms Leadsom/ As both Fox & Crabb/ Are seen as too drab/ And Gove altogether too dreadsome./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36618738 For Tories deciding who heads 'emIt's down to Ms May … Continue reading →

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Borexit Strategy

Posted on July 1, 2016 by twitmericks

There once was an ex-London mayor/ Shambolic, with shaggy fair hair/ Who led us to Brexit/ Then ran for the exit/ With everything up in the air./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36672591 There once was an ex-London mayorShambolic, with shaggy fair hairWho led us … Continue reading →

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Gove for Guv?

Posted on June 30, 2016 by twitmericks

There was a contender named Gove:/ Abandoning Boris, he strove/ To beat the big blond/ Despite a shared bond -/ The web of deceit both men wove./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/michael-gove-to-stand-as-tory-leader-a7110591.html There was a contender named Gove:Abandoning Boris, he stroveTo beat the big … Continue reading →

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Apoplectic Eurosceptic?

Posted on March 9, 2016 by twitmericks

There was an old monarch who said/ “Sun readers are being misled/ Gove says I back Brexit/ But nobody chexit?/ That editor – Orf with his head!”/// http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/mar/09/palace-sun-queen-backs-brexit-ipso There was an old monarch who said"Sun readers are being misledGove says … Continue reading →

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Brexit Strategy

Posted on February 24, 2016 by twitmericks

A party divided on Brexit/ Finds Europe continues to vex it/ As colleagues campaign/ To leave or remain/ While hoping this isn’t what wrecks it./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/feb/23/cameron-smooths-over-rift-with-boris-johnson-as-party-tensions-rise https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/702568619947982849

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Bumble in the Bungle

Posted on June 16, 2014 by twitmericks

An aide of impeccable links/ Who tells us what Mr Gove thinks/ Calls Cameron bumbling,/ Requiring no rumbling -/ A kind of a riddle-less sphinx. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/16/gove-cummings-david-cameron https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/478651709364113408  

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War Cabinet

Posted on June 5, 2014 by twitmericks

The Tories are in disarray,/ A war between Govey and May/ About Trojan horses,/ Academy courses,/ And who will be leader one day. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27711245 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/474556079075241985

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Off the Eton Track

Posted on March 15, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old Tory named Gove/ Who said to his leaders ‘By Jove/ You all went to Eton/ So if we get beaten/ We must find a new type of cove’. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/mar/15/michael-gove-old-etonians-conservative-david-cameron There was an old Tory named Gove Who … Continue reading →

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Gove Shows Off His Privates

Posted on February 3, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old Tory named Gove/ Who said “I am such a fine cove/ If I can contrive it/ So every school’s private/ We’ll all be like I am, by Jove!”   ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-26015535 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/430393357655760896

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