Lust in Showbiz

Posted on March 28, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was an old rutting chimp

Now suspected of being a pimp

To his lawyer it’s just

Poor old DSK’s lust

An excuse many find a bit limp.

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/dsks-crime-is-being-lustful-lawyer-3063083.html

(and for the ‘chimp’ reference…)

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/doonan/2012/03/dsk_questioned_about_orgies_how_can_you_tell_whether_a_woman_is_a_prostitute_.html

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