The UK election for mayors/
Is a curious state of affairs/
With odd little stories/
Where Lib Dems & Tories/
Get beaten by penguins & bears.
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Disclaimer: I can find no reference to the polar bear meant to have beaten the Tory in Liverpool. I hope it’s true, but it may be twitter-bollocks. Links welcome. Here’s the Edinburgh penguin though. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/may/04/penguin-more-votes-lib-dems?newsfeed=true
