Pipe Down!

There once was a ban upon hoses/

The sort Southern Water imposes/

Although it’s now passed/

I can’t quite be arsed/

To go out & water the roses.

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http://www.metro.co.uk/news/904572-hosepipe-bans-finally-lifted-after-abnormally-heavy-rainfall

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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