Betrayer Petraeus (2 for 1)

OK, I admit… I had two quite different drafts of this, and I accidentally posted them both. So here they are:

There was an old man named Petraeus/

Whose agency spied on betrayers/

But meanwhile the Feds/

Were spying on beds/

To monitor marital strayers.

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The boss of the old CIA/

Had to pack in the job yesterday/

It turns out the Feds/

Follow who’s in which beds/

And #Petraeus was playing away.

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