There was an election in Gwent/
To pick the cops’ boss by consent/
Amid consternation/
At one polling station/
On voting day no bugger went.
///http://www.metro.co.uk/news/918119-polling-station-in-newport-reports-no-voters-turned-up-at-all-in-pcc-election
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).