There was an old radio jock/
Who wanted to put back the clock/
To when you might squeeze/
Any boobs that you please/
And not finish up in the dock.
///http://www.itv.com/news/update/2012-11-16/dlt-i-have-been-accused-of-squeezing-womens-breasts/
Disclaimers:
1) Any similarity between characters referenced in this limerick and actual real living people is entirely coincidental.
2) Also, I’m not actually saying it was OK to grope people at will back then.
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