Fork That!

There was an old boy from Australia/
Who loved kitchen paraphernalia/
A dining utensil/
Put lead in his pencil/
But stuck in the man’s genitalia./
 
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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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