There was an old boy from Australia/
Who loved kitchen paraphernalia/
A dining utensil/
Put lead in his pencil/
But stuck in the man’s genitalia./
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).